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Someone Explain The Logic. Please?

As most people know, the fragrance market is a competitive one. If you’re unsure, just note the 45,000,000 choices of scents when you go to the local department store. That said, I totally understand why fragrance manufacturers and marketers act in desperation to differentiate themselves and move product. It’s a tough sell, especially when so many of them smell so good (or bad, depending on your perspective).

My mom bought me a Christmas present this year that took it a little far, though. She bought me Chrome, by Azzaro, which as you can clearly see by the advertisement below will make me stunningly handsome and very happy upon application.

The shocking and a bit perplexing part was not the product. I’ve used Chrome before and liked it just fine. Granted, it doesn’t make me irresistable like Axe does, but it’s a good product. No, what perplexed me was the way they decided to go about enticing a customer to buy the product. They packaged it with a bottle of body shampoo and THIS (exact model not shown):

For the life of me I cannot figure out what must have gone through their minds when putting this gift package together. There’s no discernable connection between the cologne and binoculars. Maybe they thought, “hey, maybe most of the men who are wearing our cologne are going bird watching or to a stadium for a sporting event. Or to the Grand Canyon.” Maybe not.

I’d love it if someone could please help me figure out why they might have decided to go with binoculars? What other products do you think they could have chosen to package the cologne with? I’ve got a few ideas, but I’d love to hear your input.

Garret Ohm
http://www.orange-element.com

5 Responses to “Someone Explain The Logic. Please?”

  1. Scott Zero says:

    It’s for scoping out all the babes that will be attracted to you now that you are guaranteed to have beautiful children.

  2. Sarah says:

    See, I was going to say that it’s for scoping out all the people that keep their distance now that you are doused in cologne.

    Scott was much nicer.

  3. Kim says:

    They could have given a blue shirt with it. Everyone who is incredible handsome and happy wears blue…

  4. Rachel says:

    Nothing says uber manliness like a pair of binoculars. Besides, why wear glasses when you could have binoculars.

  5. Kaley says:

    and as an added input, the ad states you will have sexy blonde children ha! Hmm to package with cologne…maybe movie tickets because you want a woman to sit next to you in the dark and soak up the manly scent lingering close.

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